Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Muggin'


This is exactly why i never leave the house with out having my shit together. Just look at these down ass bitches that almost turned their mug shots into thirst traps.


Name: Gabrielle
Offense: Drug possession
Name: Jennifer Jensen
Offense: UNKNOWN
Name: Meagan Renea McCullough
Offense: DUI

  • Imagine it's like any other picture you would take (only your probably high on crystal meth and this isn't Instagram).
  • Turn slightly to your left or right instead of looking directly into the camera, Give us some 3/4 profile.
  • Lift your damn face a little to avoid the fatal "double chin", this is the last thing we need right now.
  • Mug shots Are 67% hair....fix your hair.